Homeowner Forum / Rural Living / June 2008

Rural people are louder when they have orgasms.  The reason is because
they wont wake up the neighbors in the next apartment.  
Although they might wake the cows, most rural people dont care if they
wake the cows during an orgasm.

I do the cutting and work at my church.  We have planted about 15 trees that
are about 10'  tall.
No rain, I need to come up with a way to water these trees.  I have a Kubota
with front end loader.

My Mistake, Sorry!
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable,
but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
- George Bernard Shaw

Stupidity's child: Goo.

As you watch the flooding in the Midwest, have you noticed that there
are no farmers running around with stolen plasma TVs or holding stolen
liquor over their heads.
There's no looting or yelling "Where's Bush?", "Where's FEMA?, Where's

Milk is $4 a gallon, gas is $4 a gallon, inflation and unemployment
going up through the roof, and the a.shole oilmen in the Whore House
are jetting around the world wining and dining.
GOD DAMN REPUBLICANS. Every f.cking one of them. Corrupt greedy

Many years ago I recall seeing some plans to build a wood powered car.
It burned wood which created steam and ran on a steam engine.  I
believe I saw these plans in some magazine like Popular Mechanics or
Mother Earth News, or something like that, and it was around the time

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/09/AR2008050902638.html
Black Community Is Increasingly Protective of Obama
By Darryl Fears
Washington Post Staff Writer

May 22, 2008
From Obama to the PRTs in Iraq
By BRENDAN McQUADE
"We are change.”

Obama Caves to Bush on Domestic Spying
by Bill Wolfe
Friday June 20, 2008, 4:44 PM
This is not the change we were promised

Rush's "Operation Chaos" will crush McCain in November
By Tony Campbell
POSTED June 19, 8:57 AM
The last four months was a welcome back to “fifteen minutes of

New York Times
June 25, 2008
An Honor That Bush Is Unlikely to Embrace
By JESSE McKINLEY

You stupid bitch.  You've been bleating all this time
about "status crimes", and you've been misusing the
term the whole time, as I suspected as soon as I read
it.  So-called status crimes, and any putative

I've been told I can get rid of the raccoons tearing up my property by
sprinkling some Golden Malrin fly poison in a pie tin and then filling
the pie tin with Mountain Dew. Does anyone have an idea how much
Golden Malrin I should be using? It seems the person relating this

What happened to alt.appalachian, alt.appalachian.literature, alt.binaries.Appalachian on news.verizon.net?
Did verizon cancel them?  If so, other than google groups, how do I sign up to access them?
Guv Bob