Homeowner Forum / Rural Living / March 2006

i have some old Matchbox trucks (about 30-40 years old) that
my son & i want to play with, but the tires keep falling off
(due to age i guess). what type of glue can i use to fix this
problem?

At my church some seed needs to be put down. We did some construction and
there is about a 30x 200' if  dirt that needs to be put in.
I'm in Tennessee  temp today is 60's.. What seed needs to be put in.. There
is a tractor with a box blade on it.  No rake or disk.

OK, old Dickless Cheney has proven what a complete moron he is.
There are jokes popping up all over the net.
Lets get them all in one place.
Post your jokes below......

are there 'laws' about foreigners buying property in GB? found a
house & croft on the Isle of Lewis that looks pretty good from
the brochure & i can afford it, but... do i want to/can i move
to there from here?

I have one of those mercury yard lights on a pole. (Common farm
light).  It used to work fine, but recently I find it going off
several times during the night.  It goes dark, and then comes back on
in a few minutes.  Maybe the bulb is going bad, but in the past they

Now there's a missing yacht, Ferrari says they can repair the car, Eriksson
claims to be a police commissioner, 2 of his friends showed up immediately
after the crash flashing Homeland Security badges and Dietrich, the mystery
German, may actually be named Trevor:

Adding to Webster's definition of rural and using Jeff Foxworthy's
"redneck" humor I've come up with fifteen suggestions. Feel free to
add your own.
You may be rural if:

In another group there is a guy claiming that the average pay for
illegal alien day workers in Las Angeles is not less than $10 an hour
and that a lot of them are asking $15 an hour. I've asked him to
credibly document his claim. And I've done some searching at Google;but

Is it better to place a temp. guage above or below the damper on our
wood stove?

My wife & I saw a trailer yesterday for sale. It is an older model, in fact
they only want $1000 for it. It does definitely need touching up with
regards to the paneling & carpeting, but it actually does SEEM structurally
sound.

I'm holding a contest for who can come-up with the most innovative use
for an ear of corn. The winner gets to go quail hunting with Dick
Cheney.