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Earwigs in the ears

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jculligan@iteen.com - 22 Jul 2008 11:43 GMT
If someone gets earwigs in their ears, how do they remove them?

Joe
FarmI - 22 Jul 2008 12:13 GMT
<jculligan@iteen.com> wrote in message

> If someone gets earwigs in their ears, how do they remove them?

A stick of dynamite.
rjmacres@yahoo.com - 23 Jul 2008 18:57 GMT
> <jculli...@iteen.com> wrote in message
> > If someone gets earwigs in their ears, how do they remove them?
>
> A stick of dynamite.

I thought they used a propane torch.
NapalmHeart - 23 Jul 2008 20:53 GMT
On Jul 22, 5:13 am, "FarmI" <ask@itshall be given> wrote:
> <jculli...@iteen.com> wrote in message
> > If someone gets earwigs in their ears, how do they
> > remove them?
>
> A stick of dynamite.

I thought they used a propane torch.
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Ox-Acetelyne would be quicker.
rjmacres@yahoo.com - 23 Jul 2008 21:20 GMT
> I thought they used a propane torch.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~
> Ox-Acetelyne would be quicker.

True but they might burn themselves a little bit with that.
FarmI - 24 Jul 2008 09:54 GMT
<rjmacres@yahoo.com> wrote in message
On Jul 22, 5:13 am, "FarmI" <ask@itshall be given> wrote:
>> <jculli...@iteen.com> wrote in message
>> > If someone gets earwigs in their ears, how do they remove them?
>>
>> A stick of dynamite.

> I thought they used a propane torch.

Only if the earwigs aren't wearing their flame proof suits.
enigma - 22 Jul 2008 13:05 GMT
> If someone gets earwigs in their ears, how do they remove
> them?

they don't get *in* your ears, silly, they sew them shut!

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JC - 22 Jul 2008 13:22 GMT
> If someone gets earwigs in their ears, how do they remove them?
>
> Joe

I've heard baby oil will do the trick. But, I once had to have a doctor
remove a bug (don't know what kind) from my ear.
Harry K - 22 Jul 2008 14:30 GMT
> <jculli...@iteen.com> wrote in message
>
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> I've heard baby oil will do the trick. But, I once had to have a doctor
> remove a bug (don't know what kind) from my ear.

It probably belonged to G. Bush & Co.

Harry K
Steve IA - 22 Jul 2008 19:38 GMT
> If someone gets earwigs in their ears, how do they remove them?
>
> Joe

They will continue forward through your brain. It's a bit
painful, but fortunately, they will exit the other ear and you
will recover.
Unfortunately, if it's a female earwig, it will deposit eggs
in your brain on the way through.
Sleep tight

Steve
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