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Homeowner Forum / Repair / July 2008Paparazzi bothering my home repairs
I am trying to repair my home. Everytime I get my tools out, these Paparazzis start taking pictures and getting in the way. I cant get any work done with them around. I asked them why they want pictures and they just said it's interesting what I do, and they are hoping to catch me in the nude. They are not going to catch me nude and I dont see why it's interesting to watch me hammer nails and cut boards. One of them even got so close when I was sawing a sheet of plywood that if I had not stopped the saw I would have cut off his hand. Another one was right under the eaves when I was shingling the roof that some shingle pieces fell on his head. Then he started yelling at me about it. What can I do to stop this abuse? John Ferrari On Jul 29, 12:30 am, john_ferr...@homerepair.com wrote: > I am trying to repair my home. Everytime I get my tools out, these > Paparazzis start taking pictures and getting in the way. I cant get [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > John Ferrari So shoot the f.cker > On Jul 29, 12:30 am, john_ferr...@homerepair.com wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > So shoot the f.cker Pull an antique gun that wont fire from ur civil war , Yourts >I am trying to repair my home. Everytime I get my tools out, these >Paparazzis start taking pictures and getting in the way. I cant get [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >John Ferrari Let them see you in the nude. >I am trying to repair my home. Everytime I get my tools out, these >Paparazzis start taking pictures and getting in the way. I cant get [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >John Ferrari I work on sunny days and use a full-length mirror. Works every time. Hmmm...have you ever seen those safety videos about what to avoid? How about some of the slapstick antics of the Three Stooges? Of course, there are some construction tasks that lend themselves naturally to repelling pests. Pressure washing and spray painting come to mind. Oops. >I am trying to repair my home. Everytime I get my tools out, these >Paparazzis start taking pictures and getting in the way. I cant get [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >John Ferrari ---- Posted via Pronews.com - Premium Corporate Usenet News Provider ---- http://www.pronews.com offers corporate packages that have access to 100,000+ newsgroups > I am trying to repair my home. Everytime I get my tools out, these > Paparazzis start taking pictures and getting in the way. I cant get [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > John Ferrari Back off on your meds. > I am trying to repair my home. Everytime I get my tools out, these > Paparazzis start taking pictures and getting in the way. I cant get [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > John Ferrari Are the Paparazzi ages four to six? I've had problems with those before. They would get underfoot and ask "Whatcha doin?" over and over. Hanging them by the back of their pants on the nearest tree or fence always worked for me. [8~{} Uncle Monster > I am trying to repair my home. Everytime I get my tools out, > these Paparazzis start taking pictures and getting in the way. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > going to catch me nude and I dont see why it's interesting to > watch me hammer nails and cut boards. ... This guys probably work for the County Tax Assessor and want to document your home improvements to justify increasing your property taxes. > What can I do to stop this abuse? Fence in your property and put up a sign saying "This property is patrolled by vicious dobermans. Enter at your own risk." Dick |
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