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A New sort of Dyson

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Mrs Bonk - 16 Mar 2005 00:47 GMT
I won't be testing the new 'ball' Dyson out as I am more than happy with my
dear old wheelie Dyson.  I had it serviced recently and was very pleased.
For a fixed price they come to the home and replace any worn or broken
pieces and overhaul the machine as well as polishing it up. It was very good
value for money in my case.
This page below tells a bit about the  'ball' type  Dyson that is just
coming on the market.
<http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtmlxml=/news/2005/03/15/ndyson15.xml
&sSheet=/news/2005/03/15/ixnewstop.html>
Mrs Bonk - 16 Mar 2005 00:49 GMT
<http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtmlxml=/news/2005/03/15/ndyson15.xml
> &sSheet=/news/2005/03/15/ixnewstop.html>

Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
Gary? Are you there dear?
Marcia Pease - 16 Mar 2005 00:59 GMT
> <http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtmlxml=/news/2005/03/15/ndyson15.xml
> > &sSheet=/news/2005/03/15/ixnewstop.html>
>
> Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> Gary? Are you there dear?

Perhaps you should have posted this in alt.spammers.helpdesk.
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Until next time,
Marcey

Mrs Bonk - 16 Mar 2005 01:11 GMT
<http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtmlxml=/news/2005/03/15/ndyson15.xml
> > > &sSheet=/news/2005/03/15/ixnewstop.html>
> >
> > Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> > Gary? Are you there dear?
>
> Perhaps you should have posted this in alt.spammers.helpdesk.

Why don't you get lost before I report you?
My post is of interest to this group, it is after all to do with cleaning.
Instead of rebuking me why couldn't you have made yourself useful by
fiddling with the URL?
Marcia Pease - 16 Mar 2005 06:37 GMT
> <http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtmlxml=/news/2005/03/15/ndyson15.xml
> > > > &sSheet=/news/2005/03/15/ixnewstop.html>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Instead of rebuking me why couldn't you have made yourself useful by
> fiddling with the URL?

Who was it who previously got into trouble for spamming vacuum cleaners
here?  Just a minute, I'll check the records....

Oh yes, it was Gary!  Did he put you up to this? He may have been
unaware that his ISP will not let him back on the internet without my
recommendation.  Thanks to you, today will not be his day.
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Until next time,
Marcey

Gary V. Deutschmann, Sr. - 16 Mar 2005 13:41 GMT
I'm here!

But I don't know how to fix it so it doesn't auto-word-wrap on some monitors.

If this helps, the link works fine, unless one's reader gives it a new-line
marker.

TTUL
Gary
Mrs Bonk - 16 Mar 2005 18:15 GMT
> I'm here!
>
> But I don't know how to fix it so it doesn't auto-word-wrap on some monitors.
>
> If this helps, the link works fine, unless one's reader gives it a new-line
> marker.

Thank you SO much Gary. Isn't  Marcia a pain in the derriere? I was more
than pleased to see you post after all the nasty things she tried to do to
your account. Damned good job your ISP saw through her plot I say.
Choreboy - 16 Mar 2005 20:09 GMT
> > I'm here!
> >
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> than pleased to see you post after all the nasty things she tried to do to
> your account. Damned good job your ISP saw through her plot I say.

Either Marcey isn't as mean as you say or Gary has agreed to be her
houseboy in exchange for the consideration she had just shown.  The
latter wouldn't surprise me if she has told him about you and Joseph.

Choreboy
Mrs Bonk - 17 Mar 2005 14:44 GMT
> > > I'm here!
> > >
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> houseboy in exchange for the consideration she had just shown.  The
> latter wouldn't surprise me if she has told him about you and Joseph.

Gary working for Marcia?   Surely not. He is far too sweet to fall to be
working for an old witch like her. ( sorry Peggo)
As for Joseph, I assume you are meaning Mr Littleshoes?  He has always been
polite and considerate to me and we have nothing at all to hide, so there is
nothing to tell.  It is all a fabrication by you.
I was unwise to listen to your plea for friends in this group, you are
obviously a troll and a troublemaker and you have caused me endless grief
here in AHC. You have also followed me to AC-C where you interfere in my
threads and try to blacken my name. I suggest in future that instead of
sitting at your computer dreaming how to stir up more trouble for me you get
off your backside and clean your skillet instead of leaving it full of
rancid animal fat.
Marcia Pease - 17 Mar 2005 21:51 GMT
> Gary working for Marcia?   Surely not. He is far too sweet to fall to be
> working for an old witch like her. ( sorry Peggo)

This is not the place to discuss such rumors.  FYI, Mr. Deutschmann's
ISP informs us that a certain requested that he be allowed to post one
message in spite of being suspended.  Contrary to what you may think, I
do *not* own the internet.

> As for Joseph, I assume you are meaning Mr Littleshoes?  He has always been
> polite and considerate to me and we have nothing at all to hide, so there is
> nothing to tell.  It is all a fabrication by you.

Choreboy was passing on what he'd learned at
soc.discussion.onlineromance.ac-c.  If Mr. Deutschmann is allowed back
on the internet someday, he'll be able to read the facts there and
decide for himself.

> I was unwise to listen to your plea for friends in this group, you are
> obviously a troll and a troublemaker and you have caused me endless grief
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> off your backside and clean your skillet instead of leaving it full of
> rancid animal fat.

I think you see now that you have judged Choreboy unfairly and an
apology is in order.
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Until next time,
Marcey

Mrs Bonk - 17 Mar 2005 23:53 GMT
> I think you see now that you have judged Choreboy unfairly and an
> apology is in order.
Why don't you mind your own business you evil interfering old tart?
If Choreboy has anything to say he can spit it out himself.
Choreboy - 18 Mar 2005 02:26 GMT
> > I think you see now that you have judged Choreboy unfairly and an
> > apology is in order.
> Why don't you mind your own business you evil interfering old tart?
>  If Choreboy has anything to say he can spit it out himself.

Apology accepted.  

Do you remember when Marcey told you that you can catch more flies with
honey than with vinegar?  If you'd saved your vinegar for carpet stains,
maybe Gary wouldn't have become Marcey's houseboy.

Choreboy
Mrs Bonk - 19 Mar 2005 01:40 GMT
> > > I think you see now that you have judged Choreboy unfairly and an
> > > apology is in order.
> > Why don't you mind your own business you evil interfering old tart?
> >  If Choreboy has anything to say he can spit it out himself.
>
> Apology accepted.

In your dreams!

> Do you remember when Marcey told you that you can catch more flies with
> honey than with vinegar?  If you'd saved your vinegar for carpet stains,
> maybe Gary wouldn't have become Marcey's houseboy.

I would imagine you'll catch plenty of flies in your rancid skillet or have
you now found the time to clean it?
FWIW
My frying pans and chip pans are drained, thoroughly cleaned and put away
after every use. I would not eat in a home that left fat standing in the pan
overnight so please do not bother to invite me to lunch or any other meal
until you've cleaned up your act.
Choreboy - 20 Mar 2005 03:47 GMT
> > Do you remember when Marcey told you that you can catch more flies with
> > honey than with vinegar?  If you'd saved your vinegar for carpet stains,
> > maybe Gary wouldn't have become Marcey's houseboy.
>
> I would imagine you'll catch plenty of flies in your rancid skillet or have
> you now found the time to clean it?

I wouldn't cook with oils that get rancid.

> FWIW
> My frying pans and chip pans are drained, thoroughly cleaned and put away
> after every use.

That's closing the barn door after the horse escapes.  The kind of oil
you use turns rancid as you cook.

> I would not eat in a home that left fat standing in the pan
> overnight so please do not bother to invite me to lunch or any other meal
> until you've cleaned up your act.

Sour grapes?  In various groups you may have read thank-you messages
from those I've invited home for Freedom Fries.  If I were to invite
you, what would Marcey think?  I can't afford to have my messages
scrutinized for Charter violations.

Choreboy
Mrs Bonk - 20 Mar 2005 12:34 GMT
> > > Do you remember when Marcey told you that you can catch more flies with
> > > honey than with vinegar?  If you'd saved your vinegar for carpet stains,
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> That's closing the barn door after the horse escapes.  The kind of oil
> you use turns rancid as you cook.

You have no idea what type of oil I use so how you can make this statement
is beyond me.

> > I would not eat in a home that left fat standing in the pan
> > overnight so please do not bother to invite me to lunch or any other meal
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> you, what would Marcey think?  I can't afford to have my messages
> scrutinized for Charter violations.

I don't care two figs what she thinks, invite me all you like but any home
that serves 'fries' instead of chips won't be getting a visit from me.
Choreboy - 20 Mar 2005 16:56 GMT
> > That's closing the barn door after the horse escapes.  The kind of oil
> > you use turns rancid as you cook.
>
> You have no idea what type of oil I use so how you can make this statement
> is beyond me.

Everybody here knows you use one of the bad oils.  If you used one of
the good ones, you would have said so.

> > Sour grapes?  In various groups you may have read thank-you messages
> > from those I've invited home for Freedom Fries.  If I were to invite
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> I don't care two figs what she thinks, invite me all you like but any home
> that serves 'fries' instead of chips won't be getting a visit from me.

I'm sure Homeland Security agents have noted your reply.  Why do you
hate freedom?  Do they have a lot of figs where you come from?

Choreboy
Mrs Bonk - 20 Mar 2005 21:10 GMT
> > > That's closing the barn door after the horse escapes.  The kind of oil
> > > you use turns rancid as you cook.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Everybody here knows you use one of the bad oils.  If you used one of
> the good ones, you would have said so.

Shame you can't be as nice and helpful as dear Montana instead of whinge,
whinge, whinge.

> > > Sour grapes?  In various groups you may have read thank-you messages
> > > from those I've invited home for Freedom Fries.  If I were to invite
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> I'm sure Homeland Security agents have noted your reply.  Why do you
> hate freedom?  Do they have a lot of figs where you come from?

Not many figs but plenty of French fries.
Choreboy - 21 Mar 2005 01:44 GMT
> > I'm sure Homeland Security agents have noted your reply.  Why do you
> > hate freedom?  Do they have a lot of figs where you come from?
>
> Not many figs but plenty of French fries.

So you live in France.  I might have known.

Choreboy
Dawn - 21 Mar 2005 02:55 GMT
>> > I'm sure Homeland Security agents have noted your reply.  Why do you
>> > hate freedom?  Do they have a lot of figs where you come from?
>>
>> Not many figs but plenty of French fries.
>
>So you live in France.  I might have known.

I thought Mrs Bonk lived in SW UK  ( not too far from me)  
Mrs Bonk - 21 Mar 2005 13:31 GMT
> >> > I'm sure Homeland Security agents have noted your reply.  Why do you
> >> > hate freedom?  Do they have a lot of figs where you come from?
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> >
> I thought Mrs Bonk lived in SW UK  ( not too far from me)

Really? Well I never!   I didn't realise you lived in this area Dawn. We
shall have to have a meet. There is another poster over in the cooking group
that lives here, though I haven't seen her post of late, perhaps we could
all join up one day for tea. My address is a genuine one so if you should
want to, please feel free to mail me and we can arrange something.  I'll try
to remember to check my box, just in case.
peggo - 19 Mar 2005 15:07 GMT
>> > > I'm here!
>> > >
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> Gary working for Marcia?   Surely not. He is far too sweet to fall to be
> working for an old witch like her. ( sorry Peggo)

Sokay.

peggo
Mrs Bonk - 19 Mar 2005 15:27 GMT
> >> > > I'm here!
> >> > >
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> Sokay.

Lovely!
How very nice to see you here again dear.
peggo - 21 Mar 2005 03:43 GMT
>> >> > > I'm here!
>> >> > >
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
> Lovely!
> How very nice to see you here again dear.

Why thank you so very much Mrs Bonk.  I check this group two, three times a
week.  Always a pleasure to read you.

peggo
Mrs Bonk - 21 Mar 2005 13:23 GMT
> >> >> > > I'm here!
> >> >> > >
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
> Why thank you so very much Mrs Bonk.  I check this group two, three times a
> week.  Always a pleasure to read you.

How terribly sweet of you dear Peggo.
montana wildhack - 20 Mar 2005 16:45 GMT
> Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> Gary? Are you there dear?

Dear Mrs. Bonk,

I don't want to get into the middle of an arguement about what is or
isn't spam, but I will suggest that when you have a long URL to post,
copy it and visit

http://tinyurl.com

a free service that will make a long url short enough so you may share
it with everyone.
Mrs Bonk - 20 Mar 2005 21:04 GMT
> > Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> > Gary? Are you there dear?
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> a free service that will make a long url short enough so you may share
> it with everyone.

How very kind. I had quite forgotten about that tinyurl place. There is
another too, makeashorterlink or something along those lines.
Well done Montana for reminding me.
Choreboy - 21 Mar 2005 01:45 GMT
> > > Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> > > Gary? Are you there dear?
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> another too, makeashorterlink or something along those lines.
> Well done Montana for reminding me.

That web page has been removed.  Could that mean Homeland Security is
closing in?  Better look behind you, Mrs. Bonk!

No doubt Homeland Security's anagram experts see your subject line is
code for "Destroy fawn soon."  A fawn is a deer, your pet name for Gary.
That explains why he's in hiding.

Choreboy
Mrs Bonk - 21 Mar 2005 13:18 GMT
> > > > Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> > > > Gary? Are you there dear?
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
> code for "Destroy fawn soon."  A fawn is a deer, your pet name for Gary.
>  That explains why he's in hiding.

Oh for goodness sake. This is utter baloney.  It is deAr not deEr, you are
wriggling it about to try to make it fit.
You are Michael Drosnin and ICMFP
Choreboy - 22 Mar 2005 07:31 GMT
> > > > > Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> > > > > Gary? Are you there dear?
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
> wriggling it about to try to make it fit.
> You are Michael Drosnin and ICMFP

Then why *did* Homeland Security remove your web page?  Did you think
you could fool their experts by misspelling deer?

Choreboy
Banjo Dog - 22 Mar 2005 21:17 GMT
> > > > > > Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> > > > > > Gary? Are you there dear?
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
> Then why *did* Homeland Security remove your web page?  Did you think
> you could fool their experts by misspelling deer?

GET A ROOM
Mrs Bonk - 22 Mar 2005 22:33 GMT
> > > > > > > Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> > > > > > > Gary? Are you there dear?
[quoted text clipped - 35 lines]
>
> GET A ROOM

I beg your pardon?
How dare you jump into my thread trying to order people about.
Damned troll.
Barbecue Bob - 23 Mar 2005 02:02 GMT
> > > > > > > > Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> > > > > > > > Gary? Are you there dear?
[quoted text clipped - 43 lines]
> How dare you jump into my thread trying to order people about.
> Damned troll.

Banjo Dog is a publicity hound.  We had planned for him to play through
Easter Week but found his act unsuitable for family entertainment.  It
looks like he's trying to drum up fans by plastering his name in the
newsgroups.  He wants to be the next Michael Jackson.
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Barbecue Bob         Serving family-style roast bunny
                    at fine restaurants
                    from Idaho to New Mexico.

Mrs Bonk - 24 Mar 2005 03:10 GMT
> > > > > > > > > Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> > > > > > > > > Gary? Are you there dear?
[quoted text clipped - 48 lines]
> looks like he's trying to drum up fans by plastering his name in the
> newsgroups.  He wants to be the next Michael Jackson.

How very topical Bob. I doubt Banjo will get many fans from AHC, this is,
after all, a family newsgroup.
Banjo Dog - 24 Mar 2005 15:33 GMT
> > > > > > > > > Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> > > > > > > > > Gary? Are you there dear?
[quoted text clipped - 48 lines]
> looks like he's trying to drum up fans by plastering his name in the
> newsgroups.  He wants to be the next Michael Jackson.
what a load of bollocks
Mrs Bonk - 22 Mar 2005 22:30 GMT
> > > > > > Could somebody fix this for me so it's clickable?
> > > > > > Gary? Are you there dear?
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
> Then why *did* Homeland Security remove your web page?  Did you think
> you could fool their experts by misspelling deer?

<sigh>
Why do you always twist everything and try to cause trouble for me?
It was a " latest news" page and as it's no longer the latest news I would
imagine it was taken down. It wasn't ever MY page at all , so, will you put
THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
Choreboy - 23 Mar 2005 19:43 GMT
> <sigh>
> Why do you always twist everything and try to cause trouble for me?
> It was a " latest news" page and as it's no longer the latest news I would
> imagine it was taken down. It wasn't ever MY page at all , so, will you put
> THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

So it wasn't *your* page.  I see.  The spammer hired you to post the
link so Marcey would have *your* account canceled and he could keep
posting.  Don't tell us, we can guess who it was.

Choreboy
Mrs Bonk - 24 Mar 2005 03:12 GMT
> > <sigh>
> > Why do you always twist everything and try to cause trouble for me?
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> link so Marcey would have *your* account canceled and he could keep
> posting.  Don't tell us, we can guess who it was.

Can you? Oh DO tell, it will be news for me.
Choreboy - 24 Mar 2005 04:51 GMT
> > > <sigh>
> > > Why do you always twist everything and try to cause trouble for me?
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> >
> Can you? Oh DO tell, it will be news for me.

... a certain carpet Casanova you've been seeing at Walmart.

Choreboy
 
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