> >>> "Whizz" has a completely different meaning in the States and soaking
> >>> your underwear in "whizz" would only add to the stain.
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> I hope you haven't followed me here from the repair group in which I was
> kindly assisting for a few days. I recall answering one of your posts and
I was trying to get away from you! I found out about the home
repair group from google, and I posted an important question.
You answered. Then I got an email that told me everyone was
laughing at me for not knowing you're a troll. I went back to
google to find a group where the contributors aren't trolls.
Google said Nan is not a troll, so I came here. Please go
back to the repair group where you belong.
> here you are with the same tacky information that was posted to my inbox
I think you're wrong but can't prove it because I don't know
what Pelé means in Spanish. I doubt fans would have given a
whizz like him a tacky nickname. THAT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE.
> *except* I was mislead into believing I was viewing a sporting jpg. of a
Until now I was misled into believing English was your native language.
> certain upstanding member of the group who shall remain nameless but is
I see why he shall remain nameless. If they gave him a name
you'd call it tacky.
> conspicuous in his absence. I really don't think it's the sort of thing that
> should be welcome in this group, we are, after all, a successful cleaning
I agree. Those who are absent contribute no worthwhile advice.
> group not an outlet for the seedier side of the net.
alt.fr.plantes.parcs.et.jardins? Tried it. Didn't like it.
> If Mr Beane, you intend staying here in AHC then you would do well to try to
> fit in and provide some cleaning tips along with any general, cleaning -
> related chit -chat.
Why didn't you say so? I had an English cleaning woman the
other day. I was afraid she'd damage my good vacuum, so I had
her use my old one. I had to open the windows after she left
because the house smelled dusty. The next day she whined that
she'd spent half the night coughing. So I checked the vacuum
and found that the paper bag didn't seal because I'd bent the
cardboard tab when I installed it. A competent cleaning woman
would have fixed it. Next time I'll try a Romanian or a
corpulent Jamaican.
Mrs Bonk - 20 Nov 2005 11:54 GMT
>>>>> "Whizz" has a completely different meaning in the States and soaking
>>>>> your underwear in "whizz" would only add to the stain.
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> Google said Nan is not a troll, so I came here. Please go
> back to the repair group where you belong.
As I suspected -quite mad, as your name would indicate. I wonder what you're
dining on for Sunday Lunch today. No, please don't bother telling me.
>> here you are with the same tacky information that was posted to my inbox
>
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>
> alt.fr.plantes.parcs.et.jardins? Tried it. Didn't like it.
How very amusing. Is there such a group I wonder?
>> If Mr Beane, you intend staying here in AHC then you would do well to
>> try to fit in and provide some cleaning tips along with any general,
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> would have fixed it. Next time I'll try a Romanian or a
> corpulent Jamaican.
Obviously a troll. If you employ English women for cleaning they will IME
invariably ask for a Dyson.
I hope you provided the poor soul with tea and biscuits before her duties
started.
Try leaving a small coin of little value tucked behind an in-opening door
that backs to a wall. ( I have three)It is surprising how many cleaners do
NOT bother cleaning behind that door and can be caught in their laziness by
the said coin, others will pocket the coin without a word. A trustworthy
hard worker will both clean and leave the coin on the mantle. Of course, if
they read this group they may well know they are being tested and merely
pick the coin up and place it on the mantle without cleaning but as IME the
majority of cleaners can't read English it is a small chance.
Sawney Beane - 20 Nov 2005 16:41 GMT
> > I was trying to get away from you! I found out about the home
> > repair group from google, and I posted an important question.
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> As I suspected -quite mad, as your name would indicate. I wonder what you're
> dining on for Sunday Lunch today. No, please don't bother telling me.
There's nothing more vulgar than ridiculing a person's name,
Mrs. Bonk.
> > Why didn't you say so? I had an English cleaning woman the
> > other day. I was afraid she'd damage my good vacuum, so I had
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> Obviously a troll. If you employ English women for cleaning they will IME
> invariably ask for a Dyson.
What will a troll ask for? How do you *know* she was a troll?
> I hope you provided the poor soul with tea and biscuits before her duties
> started.
I had myself a snack, but I could see she was probably
concerned about her weight, so I didn't tempt her by inviting
her to sit down.
> Try leaving a small coin of little value tucked behind an in-opening door
> that backs to a wall. ( I have three)It is surprising how many cleaners do
You have three small coins of little value?
> NOT bother cleaning behind that door and can be caught in their laziness by
> the said coin, others will pocket the coin without a word. A trustworthy
> hard worker will both clean and leave the coin on the mantle. Of course, if
Did you acquire the three coins cleaning people's houses?
> they read this group they may well know they are being tested and merely
> pick the coin up and place it on the mantle without cleaning but as IME the
> majority of cleaners can't read English it is a small chance.
Who runs this group? Can't they prohibit cleaners from
subscribing? I for one don't like being spied upon, whether
it's my Sunday lunch or what I post here.
Mrs Bonk - 25 Nov 2005 14:53 GMT
Who runs this group? Can't they prohibit cleaners from
> subscribing? I for one don't like being spied upon, whether
> it's my Sunday lunch or what I post here.
I believe Marcia Pease 'thought' she was moderator of this group but she
has, I've been told, lost her posting rights.
pop over to AC-C and read my post then you'll see that if you had a little
Stinking Bishop for Sunday lunch no one would get near enough to spy on you.
or can't you stomach 'normal' food Mr Beane?
Sawney Beane - 26 Nov 2005 21:56 GMT
> Who runs this group? Can't they prohibit cleaners from
> > subscribing? I for one don't like being spied upon, whether
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> Stinking Bishop for Sunday lunch no one would get near enough to spy on you.
> or can't you stomach 'normal' food Mr Beane?
It's in poor taste to insult an epicure.
Dawn - 20 Nov 2005 22:55 GMT
>ying to get away from you! I found out about the home
>repair group from google, and I posted an important question.
>You answered. Then I got an email that told me everyone was
>laughing at me for not knowing you're a troll. I went back to
>google to find a group where the contributors aren't trolls.
>Google said Nan is not a troll, so I came here.
LOL How long ago was that post roughly two years? I remember Nan (NOT
the notorious troll) posting here about then and used to get her
confused with the other Nan.
Sawney Beane - 21 Nov 2005 00:34 GMT
> >ying to get away from you! I found out about the home
> >repair group from google, and I posted an important question.
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> the notorious troll) posting here about then and used to get her
> confused with the other Nan.
Now you have confused me. Do you mean you and the other Nan
got Nan confused, or did you confuse both of them? Did you do
it intentionally? Do you think it was unfair of Vox to
confuse an alien like Mrs. Bonk about English usage?
Mrs Bonk - 25 Nov 2005 14:58 GMT
>> Now you have confused me. Do you mean you and the other Nan
> got Nan confused, or did you confuse both of them? Did you do
> it intentionally? Do you think it was unfair of Vox to
> confuse an alien like Mrs. Bonk about English usage?
Why on Earth do you think I am an alien? What nonsense! No wonder you're
confused, rather hard for you to fathom with only half a brain I suppose.
Sawney Beane - 26 Nov 2005 21:59 GMT
> >> Now you have confused me. Do you mean you and the other Nan
> > got Nan confused, or did you confuse both of them? Did you do
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> Why on Earth do you think I am an alien? What nonsense! No wonder you're
> confused, rather hard for you to fathom with only half a brain I suppose.
If you *weren't* an alien you would have recited the Pledge by now.
Anyone with half a brain would agree with me on that.
Mrs Bonk - 26 Nov 2005 22:46 GMT
>>>> Now you have confused me. Do you mean you and the other Nan
>>> got Nan confused, or did you confuse both of them? Did you do
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> If you *weren't* an alien you would have recited the Pledge by now.
> Anyone with half a brain would agree with me on that.
So you call on Choreboy to back you up? It won't work dear. Here we go:
"Keep your wood furniture less dusty, longer!"
"It's NOT just for Wood Anymore"
Sawney Beane - 26 Nov 2005 23:09 GMT
> >>>> Now you have confused me. Do you mean you and the other Nan
> >>> got Nan confused, or did you confuse both of them? Did you do
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> "Keep your wood furniture less dusty, longer!"
> "It's NOT just for Wood Anymore"
I wonder why you chose the third verse. Could it be because aliens
can't stand to say, "ONE NATION UNDER GOD?"
Mrs Bonk - 26 Nov 2005 23:38 GMT
>>>>>> Now you have confused me. Do you mean you and the other Nan
>>>>> got Nan confused, or did you confuse both of them? Did you do
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> I wonder why you chose the third verse. Could it be because aliens
> can't stand to say, "ONE NATION UNDER GOD?"
I chose randomly. I thought the third verse was something about sealing the
pouch after use to keep moisture in. That may have been on the multi surface
page. Where does it say about God? I haven't managed to find that bit.
Sawney Beane - 27 Nov 2005 00:27 GMT
> >>> If you *weren't* an alien you would have recited the Pledge by now.
> >>> Anyone with half a brain would agree with me on that.
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> pouch after use to keep moisture in. That may have been on the multi surface
> page. Where does it say about God? I haven't managed to find that bit.
Anybody but an alien would know the Pledge says God is invisible.
Mrs Bonk - 27 Nov 2005 02:21 GMT
>>>>> If you *weren't* an alien you would have recited the Pledge by now.
>>>>> Anyone with half a brain would agree with me on that.
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>
> Anybody but an alien would know the Pledge says God is invisible.
I am unable to sleep because of your post. I have searched the site twice
but can find no evidence of those words.
Did I read somewhere about the high risk of a cannibal going insane because
of the diet?
Sawney Beane - 27 Nov 2005 02:58 GMT
> >>>>> If you *weren't* an alien you would have recited the Pledge by now.
> >>>>> Anyone with half a brain would agree with me on that.
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> Did I read somewhere about the high risk of a cannibal going insane because
> of the diet?
ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INVISIBLE. You aliens probably think all
Americans are insane cannibals.
Mrs Bonk - 27 Nov 2005 11:26 GMT
>>>>>>> If you *weren't* an alien you would have recited the Pledge by now.
>>>>>>> Anyone with half a brain would agree with me on that.
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> ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INVISIBLE. You aliens probably think all
> Americans are insane cannibals.
I cannot find it. Please point me to the page on the site where it is
written lest I go bonkers looking http://www.pledge.com/
Sawney Beane - 27 Nov 2005 18:00 GMT
> >>>>>>> If you *weren't* an alien you would have recited the Pledge by now.
> >>>>>>> Anyone with half a brain would agree with me on that.
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> I cannot find it. Please point me to the page on the site where it is
> written lest I go bonkers looking http://www.pledge.com/
Congratulations, Alien! The Department of Homeland Security has
tricked you into visiting their fake Pledge page. You didn't think
they'd tell you the real words, did you? Now you have cookies. The
FBI will be able to track you.
Dawn - 27 Nov 2005 21:49 GMT
>> >>>>>>> If you *weren't* an alien you would have recited the Pledge by now.
>> >>>>>>> Anyone with half a brain would agree with me on that.
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>they'd tell you the real words, did you? Now you have cookies. The
>FBI will be able to track you.
At last she has something to spread the Stinking Bishop on.
Sawney Beane - 28 Nov 2005 08:13 GMT
> >Congratulations, Alien! The Department of Homeland Security has
> >tricked you into visiting their fake Pledge page. You didn't think
> >they'd tell you the real words, did you? Now you have cookies. The
> >FBI will be able to track you.
>
> At last she has something to spread the Stinking Bishop on.
How would you know about that? Where were you last February 6?
Can anyone vouch for your alibi?
Dawn - 29 Nov 2005 23:54 GMT
>> >Congratulations, Alien! The Department of Homeland Security has
>> >tricked you into visiting their fake Pledge page. You didn't think
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>How would you know about that? Where were you last February 6?
>Can anyone vouch for your alibi?
I read the post in the other group, the cooking one.
I don't know where I was Feb 6th, what happened that day?
Sawney Beane - 30 Nov 2005 02:57 GMT
> >> >Congratulations, Alien! The Department of Homeland Security has
> >> >tricked you into visiting their fake Pledge page. You didn't think
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> I read the post in the other group, the cooking one.
> I don't know where I was Feb 6th, what happened that day?
Superbowl Sunday. A bishop took advantage of my party to walk in,
stink up my bathroom, and run away. I see you have no alibi. Coincidence?
Dawn - 30 Nov 2005 21:08 GMT
>> >> >Congratulations, Alien! The Department of Homeland Security has
>> >> >tricked you into visiting their fake Pledge page. You didn't think
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>Superbowl Sunday. A bishop took advantage of my party to walk in,
>stink up my bathroom, and run away. I see you have no alibi. Coincidence?
lol.
I think now could be a good time for a thread on how to freshen the
bathroom air.
kara849@webtv.net - 03 Dec 2005 04:02 GMT
>>Superbowl Sunday. A bishop took
>>advantage of my party to walk in, stink
>>up my bathroom, and run away. I see
>>you have no alibi. Coincidence? lol.
>I think now could be a good time for a
>thread on how to freshen the bathroom
>air.
There was a thread about it in rec.games.chess.misc.
Sawney Beane - 03 Dec 2005 18:19 GMT
> >>Superbowl Sunday. A bishop took
> >>advantage of my party to walk in, stink
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>
> There was a thread about it in rec.games.chess.misc.
About stinking bishops? I'd always been told rooks smelled worse.
Mrs Bonk - 04 Dec 2005 00:40 GMT
>>>>>>>>>> If you *weren't* an alien you would have recited the Pledge by
>>>>>>>>>> now. Anyone with half a brain would agree with me on that.
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>
> At last she has something to spread the Stinking Bishop on.
Do you know Dawn, I swear the smell is still lingering around my coat stand.