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Homeowner Forum / Cleaning / November 2005The Best Of Bonk
If you have wondered like I have, "how can any one person dislike every opinion ever offered? ", I have assembled this look into the mind of Bonk. You see, we inferior beings just cannot compare, so I have assembled these "Bonklets" to help us grow into the Big Bonkers that we can all be. All of the following are REAL Bonkeriffic answers about real house cleaning issues! Have you thought of writing for Mills and Boon? You've been drinking again Homer! Try dropping jam, grease and cake crumbs on the floor and worktops. I saw a snake down by the duck pond today. Perhaps it was doing the washing. maybe it's spelt wrong You need a dolly bird on your arm when you are out and about. I am going to volunteer my services. I'm not exactly a spring chicken but I'll do for the job, can you carry shopping? So, the next time you get Bonkers for giving the wrong bit of advice, try to model your answers after these Bonktastic ones. > maybe it's spelt wrong You show your ignorance and make a fool of yourself. > So, the next time you get Bonkers for giving the wrong bit of advice, > try to model your answers after these Bonktastic ones. WOW there's a jealous troll As one of the most respected, informative posters in the group Mrs Bonk should report YOU >>maybe it's spelt wrong Remember, These are Bonklets of wisdom, not my own. You see, it just comes down to 1) soap/water/elbow grease 2) WD40/Goo Gone/Goof Off or 3)It probably won't come clean. Bonk's raison d' etre seems to be to remind us that math is a count noun, not a mass noun, and to assert that "wash powder" should be used if a yank suggests laundry soap. > You show your ignorance and make a fool of yourself. > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > As one of the most respected, informative posters in the group Mrs Bonk > should report YOU > Bonk's raison d' etre seems to be to remind us that math is a count > noun, not a mass noun, and to assert that "wash powder" should be used > if a yank suggests laundry soap. Tut tut....*washing* powder dear, do get it right! >>Bonk's raison d' etre seems to be to remind us that math is a count >>noun, not a mass noun, and to assert that "wash powder" should be used >>if a yank suggests laundry soap. > > Tut tut....*washing* powder dear, do get it right! I stand corrected! (;) > If you have wondered like I have, "how can any one person dislike every > opinion ever offered? ", I have assembled this look into the mind of Bonk. [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > So, the next time you get Bonkers for giving the wrong bit of advice, > try to model your answers after these Bonktastic ones. Thank you dear, how sweet that you've taken the time to look me up. It's SO nice to know my words are appreciated. Hopefully the Doctor can fit you in today. Always best to get it over with even though the outcome may not be pleasant. I'm sure it will be treatable, they can do wonders in his day and age. Good luck with it anyway. >> If you have wondered like I have, "how can any one person dislike every >> opinion ever offered? ", I have assembled this look into the mind of [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > not be pleasant. I'm sure it will be treatable, they can do wonders in his > day and age. Good luck with it anyway. Mrs Bonk, you ROCK! peggo > > If you have wondered like I have, "how can any one person dislike every > > opinion ever offered? ", I have assembled this look into the mind of Bonk. [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > pleasant. I'm sure it will be treatable, they can do wonders in his day and > age. Good luck with it anyway. I daresay I for one enjoy your maledictions, Mrs. B....you are inimitable so do carry on!  SignatureBest Greg >>> If you have wondered like I have, "how can any one person dislike every >>> opinion ever offered? ", I have assembled this look into the mind of >> Thank you dear, how sweet that you've taken the time to look me up. It's >> SO nice to know my words are appreciated. Hopefully the Doctor can fit [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I daresay I for one enjoy your maledictions, Mrs. B....you are inimitable > so do carry on! Oh do be quiet Gregory. I must say I wasn't at all surprised to see a troll like you jump into my thread trying to fan the fire by taking sides between winnie -ho and myself. I am going to brush aside the whole incident and move on, I bear no grudges - life is far too short and I suggest Winnie -Ho does the same. Oh, by the way, it was nice to see you giving sensible advice for a change in this group. Well done, do keep it up old boy. >Thank you dear, how sweet that you've taken the time to look me up. It's SO >nice to know my words are appreciated. Hopefully the Doctor can fit you in >today. Always best to get it over with even though the outcome may not be >pleasant. I'm sure it will be treatable, they can do wonders in his day and >age. Good luck with it anyway. Hehehe. Mrs. B, you're the reason I love reading this group. Nan > >Thank you dear, how sweet that you've taken the time to look me up. It's SO > >nice to know my words are appreciated. Hopefully the Doctor can fit you in [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Nan Mrs. Gates? Do you still have that vertical bath tub I read about in Google? You should start an English Literature course on Mrs. Bonk. |
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